Anonymous asked: Can I get a link to your story in Wattpad. I can't remember the name, but I started reading it and I really enjoyed it

Thank you so much for even wanting to read it :)
Here’s the link - http://w.tt/1qHxlzP

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i’ll never talk to you again, unless your dad will suck me off

i’ll never talk to you again, unless your mom will touch my cock

i’ll never talk to you again, ejaculate into a sock

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alexandranikole:

twerknugget:

i feel so bad and then the end

"Okay"

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Anonymous asked: What's your favourite song off of the new album?

Of the new songs, I love English Love Affair and Close As Strangers. 
But (old wise) I love the studio versions Voodoo Doll and 18 

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ashowott asked: Just followed you on Insta (ashowott).. and you know I'll ship Lassie until the end of days (I really want it to happen tbh)

lukeboulevard:

i loVE YOU OHMYGOD TYSM

ship: ashton

best friend: michael

cuddle buddy: luke

party buddy: calum

blog rate: okay | good | great | amazing | flawless | let me be you | marrry me

fish and ships

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peetafied:

my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t

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itsmuke:

make me choose // anon asked: Ashton’s hands/fingers or Luke’s hands/fingers?

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"How did we end up talking in the first place…?"

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REBLOG THIS IF YOU AREN’T HOMOPHOBIC

young-and-youtube-obsessed:

young-and-youtube-obsessed:

I’m putting the usernames in a notebook to give to my family when I finally come out to them. They told me once when I was little that if I ever came out to be gay to not tell anyone because they thought I’d be judged so please reblog so I can show them that people in my generation are different than theirs.

I’m not coming out until I fill the notebook. So if you want to help?

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firelorcl:

playing grand theft auto

image

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schmeisto:

castielismycherrypie:

dubsexplicit:

wet—kitty:

no one will ever understand the deep fucking connection I have with this film

For real though

Ok guys I need to talk about this movie.

The Breakfast Club came out in 1985 and to this day is, in my opinion, one of the greatest damn movies ever to barely even have a script.

During the famous “dance” scene, Molly Ringwald, who played the “princess” Claire, was supposed to a small little dance by herself, but she was shy so all of them did some dancing together, creating one of the most famous film scene’s to date. It was improvised.

During the scene in the film where the characters sat down and told why they were there, there was NO SCRIPT. John Hughes told the cast to sit there and improvise why they thought their characters were there, creating that heart wrenching scene everyone could relate to.

EVERYONE can relate to this movie and thats the best damn thing. 

On March 24, 1984, five students entered a detention room thinking it was just another Saturday. Before the day was over, they broke the rules, bared their souls, and touched each other in a way they never dreamed possible.

EVERYONE IN THE WORLD NEEDS TO SEE THE BREAKFAST CLUB.

Yes the acting was amazing and the improv but who had to sit through all that and pick the best parts? The motherfucking editor. This is one of the best edited movies of its time and THATS one lf the main reasons it works. It was also edited by Dede Allen. A woman. Boom.

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ashowott:

I haven’t worn eyeliner in ages, it feels strange.

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swiftrecords:

Being in the Taylor Swift fandom and liking her clothes is so difficult because she’s either wearing a $15 H&M shirt you can buy online or a $6,000 Oscar de la Renta dress that you would have to sell an organ to afford. There is no in between.

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ashowott asked: I will forever ship you with Luke. Always.

lilhemmo96:

And I will forever ship you with Ashton. Always.

Ship♡ Ashton

Bff♡ Calum

Secret admirer♡ Luke

5sos song♡ 18

couple gif♡

what your relationship would be like♡  You and Ashton would be and amazing couple, like I ship this so hard. You guys would travel everywhere, you would go on really cute dates, he’d also probably sneak you on the tour bus with them lol. you’d just sit around with him and listen to music and such, it would be very nice

a cute animal gif bc yes pls♡

Calums nudes

thank you :)

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someoneseriouslyjust:

l0ngvieww:

omgtroyetheboyblog:

little-lark:

thesp00ky:

jobforawhatlord:

darrynek:

is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t

IT IS NOT FUCKING JIF IF YOU TELL ME YOU PRONOUNCE IT THAT WAY I WILL LAUGH IN YOUR GODDAMN FACE BECAUSE GIF STANDS FOR “GRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” NOT FUCKING “JRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” 

Preach

according to president Obama, it is pronounced “gif” not “jif”

i will forever pronounce it as “jif” and none of you can stop me

it is spelt GIF not JIF

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